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Alert, cut down your lemon trees before its to late!
"It's just like I told you they will never taste the poison" |
John Q Public- Does government koolaid have lemons it it?
Obama- Well, no lemons are organic and we have no control over organic processes so they must be eliminated as much as possible uhm, and they are harder to tax and costs way more to manufacture than government koolaid. So you can see that government koolaid is much better for you. So my question to you is is. Uhm, why would you want unsafe koolaid that not only costs more to manufacture and buy, but is harder to control and not nearly as safe to drink as the government koolaid?
JQP- But, I have a lemon tree in my back yard and I use it to make koolaid and it is the best koolaid in my neighborhood. Anyway, thats what everyone tells me. They say its way better than the government koolaid.
Obama- You have a lemon tree in your yard? Obama stated with a benign look of concern on his face.
JQP- Yes, just one but it produces lots of lemons every year way more than I can use for myself.
Obama- And whats your name? "JQP". I see and where do you live?
JQP- Lemon town.
Obama- Well, you do know that it is against the law to sell your lemon koolaid to the public?
JQP- Oh, I don't sell it I give it away to my friends and make it for church socials so the church doesn't have to spend any funds for liquid refreshments.
Obama- So your telling me that you are not purchasing the government koolaid for your church socials and for your friends? He said again with a concerned look on his face.
JQP- Well, yes why buy an inferior unnaturally chemically produced koolaid when I can get as much of the real koolaid as I want for free?
Obama- Well, you can't do that for several reasons. 1. Your koolaid has not been inspected and your koolaid can not be distributed to any one without being inspected for safety. 2. If you have a lemon tree in your back yard and you are using it for food consumption then it needs to be licensed and taxed. 3. Not everyone can get your koolaid. 4. Your koolaid is not being properly redistributed by the government so that it can be the shared and distributed equally in a way that is fair and equitable. 5. Do you have a license for your lemon tree?
JQP- No, I didn't know that I needed a license to have a lemon tree in my backyard its been there for years. JQP said with a look of confusion on his face.
Obama- Well then; I suggest you cut down the lemon tree in your back yard and stop selling your koolaid or you will be arrested and put in to prison!
JQP- Oh, I'm not selling my lemonade. I just share it with my friends and neighbors he stated as he happily smiled to president.
Obama- Well that doesn't matter in any case because the government only issues permits for lemon trees to be grown by the big corporations that way we don't have to have lemon inspectors running all over the country trying to find just one unsafe lemon tree. You better cut yours down before the FBI, IRS or the police find it or you will be in serious trouble.
JQP- Are your serious?
Obama- Deadly serious. It may already be to late for you to cut down your lemon tree since you have admitted to having one in your backyard. I'm afraid your in some serious trouble. Not only will you be charged for unlawfully growing a lemon tree in your back yard without a permit but you will be charged for distribution of a dangerous substance and also be indicted and have to pay back all the tax revenue that the tree would have produced before it was cut down.
JQP- I told you I didn't sell any lemonade I gave it away, he said with fear in his voice.
Obama- Thats exactly my point. You gave it away and therefore you flooded the market with a highly toxic and dangerous organic compound as well as deprived the government from the tax revenue that not only you owe, but as well as all the koolaid that otherwise would have been received from all those folks who may have bought the government koolaid if you hadn't illegally distributed yours. I'm afraid there will be heavy IRS penalties for the taxes that not only you did not pay, but you will also be liable for all the taxes that were not paid for the koolaid that you distributed to your friends and neighbors who would have otherwise paid these taxes if they had purchased the government koolaid. Now exactly where do you live and who are your neighbors. We will need to question them to see if they drank any of the illegal substance. They to could face some of the same serious charges that you have just from drinking your non-government koolaid.
JQP- I didn't know that this was the United States Of Russia? Are you telling me I can't grow anything in my own yard and do with it what I want? JPQ stated with anger and frustration in his voice.
Secret service- Arrest that person he can't say that to the president!
No freedom, no freedom of speech no freedom in your homes. Only the ability to conform to the socialist elite. The constitution is not being shredded it is being ignored by these socialistic elitists who receive their mandates from their masters. All politicians have been bought and payed for even before they are picked for the race. That's why there is only a two power party in this country because it is more easily manipulated and controlled and therefore so are the masses. The Democratic party and the Republican party are just an old married couple who can't seem to get along together because they are always arguing about stupid things.
Thursday, October 25, 2012
NEW WORLD ORDER
Sieg Heil |
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
TAKE TIME TO READ. It's worth reading it. Trust me :)
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from ?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter. )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
P.S.
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?
Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.
By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from ?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter. )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
P.S.
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?
Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.
By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.
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